obesity and the holidays

I have found the solution to gaining weight over the holidays. It is a problem that plagues many people, especially in the US so I have researched it and solved it.

Dec 22nd: Go home for the holiday

Dec 23rd: Wake up early in the morning w/ an upset stomach. Spend the rest of the day having Diarrhea and vomiting.

Dec 24th: Stop the vomiting but not the Diarrhea. Drink ginger-ale and 4 saltine crackers for your vast feast.

Dec 25th: Hope to be back to eating solids and not being dizzy and nauseous.

See, the perfect solution to the problem of weight gain over the holidays.